Want to start talking dirty? Here’s how to get started… [VIDEO]

So we spoke about WHY dirty talk can make for more fun bedroom time, here’s some more HOW…

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Ask Dot :: I want to know about food and sex

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on pudding, on skin, on ice-cream. not in or around vaginas.

I want to know about food and sex. My girlfriend and I have a great sex life and we experiment a lot. I want to tie her to the dining room table and tickle her senses with some cold and warm liquids, feathers and so on. I just want to know about vegetables/food and her anatomy? She loves anal and I thought I would take a cold carrot for example and then my warm penis, but I don’t know the dos and don’ts when it comes to penetration with food. Which should I stay away from that could cause her irritation or something later on? I want to make this special and not something she remember because her yahoo burnt afterwards for 2 days type of thing.

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This was hilar to answer on Ballz, with sasha squirming like a shy schoolboy hahahahaha…

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