A NSFW hello to Monday :: Porn LoFi Style #hipstamatic


Forget the face selfie on instagram loser, we’re really into full-frontal, genital-waving, vagina-chilling, penis-hanging nudies. and fuck you if you care.

hipsters. #urgh

ok, so i don’t think everything on lofi-erotics.tumblr.com is sta-rict-ly instagram, but enough of it is. the very small collection you see here is but a tiny, tiny sample of what this site offers – which includes a lot of short videos and micropenis shaming (usingly next to images of BBCs*), girls giving blowjobs and close-up vagina/anus pics. oh and pregnant sexies.

i can’t repost the vids here, but the beach couple engaging in some mutual masturbation was a highlight for me [clickety click].

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also, as we’re on the topic of sex. this my latest MSSOTTRN (‘most sexy song of the time right now’ if that wasn’t clear enough) >>>

Postsecret pic of the week :: Ballet and beating people up

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this was no surprise at all. i didn’t watch black swan but i know that ballerinas are, in my experience and in general, engaged in an internal war of wills – subjugating the will of the body to the force of their mental will. in fact, there are few applauded endeavours that inflict as much contained and systematic violence on self than professional ballet.

no wonder there is an unconscious will to externalise that in a messy, animalistic bar brawl.

poor thing.