not much more to add to that really.
sure, i’d prefer ‘dorothy black saved a small island nation from starvation and cured cancer, oh and here’s a pulitzer for the novel of a generation you wrote.’ but hey. being able to relax bmo bath is a handy skill.
so if i can relax in my happy place with a lover person whose face i always want to smooch? that’s like bliss times million.
it’s actually not so much fucking i like doing in the water and to be really honest? i only tried the showerhead wank, like, a few months ago (it was !!!amazing!!! etc). but nevertheless, when i was thinking of something delicious to bring you, i thought to myself, i thought, what about a bath… and then i went to have a bath.
and then i thought OH RIGHT. bath porn. afterwards. so. here you go, bath porn, courtesy of the aptly, but not very imaginatively, titled, bath-porn.tumblr.
the site itself has quite a lot of heteroblah Very Young Girls of Dubious Aging i think, and i wonder if that is what a lot of ‘This Image Has Been Removed’ placeholders are about.
nevertheless. some nice stuff.
so there you go pretty plum faces. hope you have a happy day of happiness, topped with happy and enjoyed with a side-order of happy.
or if not that, that you’re at least moderately ok. because life. wtf hey?
dot, mother of plums and parrots
(also, here is a panda)