fuck your honda civic

I’VE A HORSE OUTSIDE!

there are few things cooler than this. the rubberbandits are like the irish version of jack parow. maybe. if jack parow were that cool.

the lyrics in case you didn’t get all of that…

I’m at Amanda’s weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
I’m lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
…………, ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, anything goeS, well finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
and Darren …… , in his Subaru
so what the fuck would make you think I’d wanna go with youI said Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outsidefuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I’ve a horse outside
if you’re lookin for a ride I’ve got a horse outside

She said I don’t believe ya
I said it’s fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don’t need insurance, I don’t need no parkin space
and if you try to clamp my horse he’ll kick you in the face
I don’t pay no tax, fuck NCT
you’ll arrive in style if you ride with me
and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I’ve a horse outside
if you’re lookin for a ride I’ve a horse outside

Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tir na nOg
He looks like Billy Piper after half an ounce of coke
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
and just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
ya!

Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I’ve a horse outside
if you’re lookin for a ride I’ve a horse outside

4 Comments:

  1. I sent the link to the two people who work across from me, as I wanted more people to humm it with me.

    reluctantmom
    February 2, 2011 at 7:46 am
  2. yeah – its a real earworm!

    dorothy
    February 1, 2011 at 1:22 pm
  3. That is so funny. I am at work and have now been humming that song to myself all morning!

    reluctantmom
    February 1, 2011 at 10:14 am
  4. *looks at own car*
    *sulks*

    Sparky
    January 26, 2011 at 7:32 am

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