monster cocks (and vaginas)

even when one is in a slight dip of mood, there are some things that can make one raise an eyebrow and crack a smile. last night on twitter was one of those (anal beads and brain worms sure make for heady conversation) and this morning when i peeked an eye at the stream and caught a link by tinynibbles on monster cocks.

i was expecting this:

and instead got a little article on fleshlight’s 2011 ode to halloween monster cocks and vaginas. it was quite disturbing funny. checkit >

alien penis and vagina

alien vagina and penis

zombie penis and vagina

zombie vagina and penis

cyborg penis and vagina

cyborg vagina and penis

frankenstein penis and vagina

frankenstein vagina and penis

i dunno why only the alien vagina got a groovy colour and the rest had to stay a candyfloss pink. of course, maybe the alien vagina in pink, with all those bulbous shapes, would’ve looked too diseased to shake one’s peen at. kinda like ALL the penis dildos depicted here.

zombie penis? sheesh.

if i HAD to choose, i’d probably go for cyborg penis. ribbed for extra pleasure and all that. what about you?

i'll never look at seven quite the same way again

i'll never look at seven quite the same way again

oao

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xx

4 Comments:

  1. the zombie penis looks more like a turd… just wrong man

    dignity
    September 28, 2011 at 8:55 am
  2. Funky! I know you have had sex with a (guy with) a small penis , but have you ever had a monster ?

    mark
    September 27, 2011 at 10:22 am
  3. LOL. Holy fuck, I almost shat my pants! That is a monster!

    charles
    September 27, 2011 at 9:16 am

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