Monthly Archives: October 2011

memories, all alone with my deadlines

'dirty rose' by chris jonker

plums. i’m treating you like a cheap date and giving you only the little i can afford and rehashing the rest. because i’m a little too snowed under to be interesting on the interwebs, i’m […]

A NSFW hello to Monday :: Bondage

just one for you naughty plums today. well your today, being monday … my tonight, being sunday. i’ve had a weekend of sleeping and drinking and eating and now i’m very tired so must go […]

postsecret pic of the week :: crazy sexy acts

who can say they’ve never done this? right? awesome. more postsecrets here [clickety click]

Are you up for virtual sex?

Sexting, web-cam sex, chat sex … Dorothy Black prefers the REAL DEAL. Besides, it requires less multitasking. There are four little words in the area of sexual relations that make me cringe. Four tiny words  […]

little miss perfect

hi from the future! it’s 2015 and woolies, the store in question here, has decided to remove all these sexualised kiddies items from their stores! gooooo woolies! however, other clothing stores are still on this […]

Dreaming about exes is pretty much the worst

i HATE dreaming about exes. it gets them in your brain and weaves them into your emotional make-up for the week day. my latest top ex dream topics to detest are (in no particular order): […]

A NSFW hello to Monday

i’m going to separate the sunday and monday posts i think. well, that’s the plan. there were just so, so many lovely pics today… i’m going to choose two i think … no, three… i […]