A NSFW hello to Monday :: The joys of humping

in a further insert for masturbation month, i thought i’d focus on that time-honoured tradition of humping — that bril way a lot of us start our journey on the golden path of wanking (or ‘rubbing one out’ as i heard the other day).

but getting good pics has been tricky as the most i could generally find were bad-quality screenshots from cheap japanese porn.

oo oo ee ee oo ee oo ee

oo oo ee ee oo ee oo ee

i had my first memorable orgasm when i was sleeping on a mattress we’d had to put on the floor because a friend of mine and i had broken one of the slats of my wooden bed.

i woke up with the mattress between my legs, one leg on and one leg off, humping the edge in a dream and shocked to wakefulness by a powerful sensation of OMG rippling through my body, making every muscle contract.

i was 10 and it was good and i wanted more. since then i’ve wanked just about everywhere and using just about anything. hand and finger and toy wanks are all good, but never underestimate the power of a good hump to make a vagina happy.

pillow humping is by far one of the most popular techniques used by the ladies

pillow humping is by far one of the most popular techniques used by the ladies

don't underestimate table corners. or basin corners. or any hard edge really.

don't underestimate table corners. or basin corners. or any hard edge really.

while not strictly a hand hump, it is delightful and approximate enough. and i like the dressing up bit.

while not strictly a hand hump, it is delightful and approximate enough. and i like the dressing up bit.

and that’s it. sadly. i couldn’t find any pics of humping i actually liked. and sorry plummettes – the pickings of man humping were even slimmer. but here’s a very lovely pic that made me happy in an artsy and naughty way.

afternoon delight

afternoon delight

i wrote a column for women24 on masturbation and some how-tos. check it out [clickety click].

someone suggested that i invite you lovelies to send in your masturbation pics to post on this here site. i’m hesitant, considering what i’ve been sent in the past, and honestly i’m not convinced ya’ll be youporn enough. still – if you’re so inclined and it’s lovely enough i’ll consider posting.

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2 Comments:

  1. I just love the way that you write your stories. Super sexy without the sleeze. And these pics are just so awesome.

    Needless to say that as a man every month is masturbation month for me… x

    Just me
    May 7, 2012 at 12:52 pm
    • aaah thanks :) i like when people like what i do
      x

      dot
      May 7, 2012 at 1:43 pm

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